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It is always your spouse's fault.
Conversations are cheap. Wedding rings are not.
It is much easier to get married than to leave.
1. A single 30-year-old woman has only a 20 percent chance of getting married.
2. A single 35-year-old woman has only a five percent chance of getting married.
3. A single 40-year-old woman is more likely to be killed by a terrorist.
Your prospects are pretty bleak if the only people begging you to get married are your mother and father.
Never marry for money. It will cost you less to lend them.
If married life were supposed to be fun, this business would not start in church.
In fairy tales, he and she passionately fall in love with each other, get married, and then all their lives until a ripe old age, they live and live happily and make good. That is why such stories are called fairy tales.
Marriage is the fastest way to ruin a good relationship.
The English say: "Love and marriage go together like a horse and a carriage." Tell me honestly, when was the last time you saw a horse and a carriage, and even in pairs?
Love is the ideal. Marriage is a reality.
Love may be blind, but marriage truly opens people's eyes.
Some women are at first thrilled for some unknown reason, and then marry him.
When you get married, you trade the attention of many for the carelessness of one.
If men, after marriage, continued to act in the same spirit as during courtship, there would be fewer divorces, but more bankruptcies.
Marriage is a serious commitment. This is best understood by those who are long overdue to get married.
The most important difference between men and women is that women want a husband and men want a mistress.
Married men want to come home and find food on the table. Married women also dream about the same.
You remember very well when and where you got married, but you are unable to remember why and why you did it.
The woman you almost married at one time does it much better than the one you actually married.
The man you almost married at one time does it much better than the one you actually married.
Many men have achieved success in business thanks to their first wife, and they achieved their second wife precisely because of success in business.
1. Love without marriage is dubious and unreliable.
2. Sex without marriage is dangerous.
3. Marriage without sex is depressing and melancholy.
The spouse who snores the loudest always falls asleep first.
The older a man is, the younger his second wife is.
The marriage would have a much better chance of success if the bride married the groom's best friend - for that he is the best - and the newlywed himself, as he should, enter into a new marriage.
Money can't buy love. But money can buy a very fashionable wedding.
When the texts of the wedding vows were written at the altar, with their help, some of the loopholes were closed, for example:
1. In wealth or in poverty.
2. For better or worse.
3. In sickness or health.
But at the same time they forgot something:
1. In fatness or thinness.
2. Sane or insane.
By the time you say, "I promise," you've probably done a lot of what you now promise.
Everyone says that when young people are on their honeymoon, there is much more going on in their lives than sex ... but no one can remember what it is.
Here are the reasons why sex never works out on their wedding night:
1. You try to do it at a time when you usually sleep for a long time.
2. Both of you are drunk as shoemakers.
3. It is difficult to perform a maneuver that requires a sense of balance, a sense of rhythm and a subtle impressionability, when the bed is shaking under you.
After a married couple combines two salaries into one and begins to live in one place, the spouses will have less free money at their disposal than each of them had when they lived on their own.
They say that two people can live on the same money as one. Lies.
A married couple for the last time in their life expresses a unanimous opinion on any issue during a church wedding ceremony, when both say: "I agree."
1. You call it "expressing your feelings."
2. He calls it "nagging" or "nagging."
After marriage, each of the spouses is sure that he is growing and changing faster than the other.
1. Sex is one of the few types of conjugal activity where both partners can participate on an equal footing.
2. Another type of such activity is a quarrel.
1. To take any event that happened in the house as a personal insult.
2. Blame your other half for what happened.
3. Raise your voice, start pointing and gesturing.
4. And then say: "You started this scandal!"
The best contraceptive is a good fight.
If married couples did not go to bed angry with each other, they would never be able to get even a little sleep.
Never go to bed angry. Get up and swear.
The more soap operas you watch on TV, the better your marriage looks in your eyes.
You always saw exactly the one you love.
Couples do pick up in heaven, but if a couple makes a bad contact, the fuse blows, an explosion occurs, they fly head over heels from heaven to earth - and we see another, down-to-earth version of the Star Wars series.
Don't go to bed with your problems ... sleep in separate beds.
People prefer to change rather than change.
He probably has an affair if it takes him two hours to buy a newspaper at the corner kiosk, plus half an hour in the bathroom before and after.
Whoever walks young will skip his whole life in smoke.
When a woman steals your husband, the best revenge is to let her live with him.